[Dear Recruiter] I'm an engineer trapped in a kittens body.
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Aditya --
I am very interested in pursuing the opportunity you've presented to me. Let me assure you, there are very few individuals in Indianapolis with the skill set which I have so passionately trained to acquire. Accompanying my skill set I do have a few quirks that you'll need to be okay with prior to placing me at a company.
Bluntly, I feel like I'm a software engineer trapped in a cute little kitten's body. I find that I am most comfortable going to work with a few stripes and whiskers painted on my face. Coworkers will need to be okay with me grooming myself and making kitten noises whilst I do so. I do occasionally let out a purr now and then, but not loud enough to disrupt anyone. I always throw my arm-hair-balls in the appropriate trash receptacle.
Will your company provide a scratching post or will I need to bring my own? I can bring my own litter box.
Meow-muh,
George
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